1. Chuck Noris poops light sabers.
2. Chuck Noris counted to infinity... twice
3. When Chuck Noris jumped into the water he didnt get wet, the water got Chuck Noris.
4. Chuck Noris and Mr. T walked into a bar, the bar exploded because it cant hold that much awsome.
5. Chuck Noris never won a academy award fot acting... becuse he is not acting.
6. Chuck Noris never sleeps he waites.
7. Their is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Noris was cold so he tured up the sun.
8. The Great Wall of China was built to keep chuck noris out... it failed miserably.